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The Ginormous Royal Suite at Mohegan Sun Casino Is For Ultra High-Rollers Only

You don't even know enough people to fill this room.

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Situated right in the heart of absolutely nowhere, Mohegan Sun Resort & Casino is the perfect destination for those of us who have no interest in checking out boring stuff like "nature" and "culture."

If you'd rather spend your hard-earned vacation days eating steak, rocking out at concerts, and keeping your feet firmly planted at a craps table, this is the place for you.

No, you're not on drugs.

No, you're not on drugs.

Photo: Mohegan Sun

A little slice of Las Vegas located on a Indian reservation in northern Connecticut near the Rhode Island border—we're not kidding about the middle-of-nowhere thing—Mohegan Sun boasts world class entertainment (Chris Rock, Bon Jovi, and Bellator MMA action, for example), top-notch restaurants (hello, Bobby Flay!), and enough slots, gaming tables and sports betting to satisfy even the most degenerate of gamblers.

We suggest springing for better seats.

We suggest springing for better seats.

Photo: Mohegan Sun

Now, if you're the type who wants the best of the best, their truly ridiculous Royal Suite really is the only option.

Spanning 3,500 square feet, this mammoth party pad offers two lavish master bedrooms, two Jacuzzis, and a massive seating area with panoramic views of the Thames River that's perfect for masterminding an Ocean's Eleven-style heist.

"Sir, we asked for MORE pillows."

"Sir, we asked for MORE pillows."

Photo: Mohegan Sun

The Royal Suite also comes with a kitchen that's way bigger than yours, as well as full butler service (yes, butler service) and limousine transportation to and from nearby airports.

Your extra-creepy pals can sit in those chairs.

Your extra-creepy pals can sit in those chairs.

Photo: Mohegan Sun

The Royal Suite must be booked more than 48 hours before arrival, so make some friends, make some reservations, then win some cash.

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