We already knew that kids are comic geniuses, but a viral tweet proves they should also get a chance to rewrite the dictionary with their own, um, creative definitions and names.
Novelist and working mom Tessa Dare tweeted last week about how her friend's daughter gave crows a new name to match their spooky appearance: Halloween eagles. The message has been retweeted 4,000 times and has received thousands of comments about the funny names kids give everything, from food to animals. And, to no surprise, the new names are all way better than the originals. Here are some of the best ones: